Breakfast on a Stick - 19/05/2007

Let's take a break from the politics and focus on something else dear to my heart. Everyone loves a good breakfast, eggs, toast, hash browns, pancakes, sausages, mmmm... But with today's busy lifestyle how does one ensure they are going to get a nutritious, healthy and satisifying breakfast? Well Jimmy Dean has had a few suggestions and recently have come up with a gem of an idea

Now let me assure you, this is a real product. A chocolate chip pancake that is wrapped around a spicy breakfast sausage and then placed on a stick. One has to ponder, who is in charge of new product development at Jimmy Dean's? What could possibly make them think that this is a good idea? I don't know alot about the sales figures on these items but one can only hope and pray that they are terrible, and this mistake can be removed from supermarket shelves never to be spoken of again, notching up another victory for common sense.

This delicious combination is also made by at least one other food company in the US, however I do believe it is only Jimmy Dean that has the genius to make it in different flavours, you can see the plain above, and above that the choc chip, and below a small pic of the blueberry flavour. To see a small video watch this clip I found on you tube.

Now seriously, America is the FATTEST nation already, what else do you have to prove? Are you guys going for the fattest mammals on the planet? Coz with this kinda rubbish you'll get there, fast. At least you have healthy drinks like Gatorade AM, finally we have a drink that can rehydrate us from the rigorous body fluid draining event that a good nights sleep can be.

Gatorade AM not only has a different label to normal Gatorade, it also comes in two different flavours that aren't available, apparently after noon. Perhaps the shops only sell these in the morning too. Who knows, anyway hopefully this means the buffs at Gatorade may release a PM version, which, one can hope, would have some vodka, or gin in it. What's next here? Fried Chicken Sundaes?


"I thought we were going to do fine yesterday" - 09/11/2006

The words of a clueless leader, forget the scores of articles, videos and pictures on the web that show the incompetence of this man, the statement above should be plenty to go by. How on Earth a person in his position, with his approval rating, with his track record over the last few years could think his party was going to do 'fine' is inexplicable. Finally the yanks seem to be doing something about getting their country back to what it once was. Here's something I did a few weeks ago, looks like they've started! I actually only put the text and Bush in, the pic I found on the net!

Hopefully this is the first step and will be a good launching pad for the demo's to take the presidency in 2009. Listening to Howard's reaction to this was hilarious.... let it go puppet, it's nearly over, you better go start learning to think for yourself! Oh... and BYE RUMMY!


February - 01/11/2006

Seriously I have no idea how to say this... It's just all about the video.... Letterman whips him good. Click on him for the vid.

I ask again... how is it possible, how can it be, that this man is the President of the United States?


Securing the Airwaves - 29/10/2006

See the biggest clown on the Faux News network police the airways. Introducing Bill O'Reilly, a 'news'caster on FOX news. This dope pulls in roughly 300,000 yanks a night to watch his extreme right, pro republican, conserative views. His trademark move is talking over his 'opponent' yelling what his redneck audience loves to hear.

Click on his moaning face and hear the caller mention one name and be cut off, Freedom eh? Needless to say this pathetic excuse for a news show will feature on this page about as much as the informative Olbermann. Also a big thanks to Murdoch for foxtel in OZ broadcasting the FAUX news network but not NBC.... There's no monopoly going... not at all. Good work on the new media ownership laws Howard... you goof, democracy will not be affected... no, not at all. Hungry for more? YouTube O'Reilly and see what the yanks themselves say about this idiot.


Presidential Confidence - 21/10/2006

"Mr. Bush, you are accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek—a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting illusion of safety."

Keith Olbermann, host of 'Countdown with Keith Olbermann' a great news show that goes into the days top stories, from an American perspective obviously, but more importantly you can see his views are spot on, he asks the questions that people are thinking, unlike NBC's rival republican's ass kissing FOX News.

Click on Keith to listen to this for yourself, try and take the time to actually listen to what this man has to say, and in particular, pay attention to his last question in this video. I have a feeling Mr. Olbermann will feature on this page alot from this point forward.


No-Fly Terrorist List - 12/10/2006

Immediately after the events of September 11 2001 the United States established a 'no-fly' list to stop known terrorists from boarding planes. It works by identifying the terror suspects by name.


On Dec 21st 2005 the four year old boy pictured above tried to board a Continental Airlines flight however was refused entry to the aircraft as his name matched one on the 'No-Fly' list. After pleading with officials and call or two here and there the boy, who was born AFTER September 11 2001, was permitted to board the aircraft. Apparently this is a common problem for the family.

The name on the 'No-Fly' list is 'Samuel Brady Adams', if that's your name, careful flying around the USA.


Top Job Holidays - 28/09/2006

After Clinton's recent interview on FOX news, Hilary and Rice have gone at it toe to toe, Rice claiming that the 42nd Pres. (Clinton) lied about leaving detailed reports of terrorist determination to strike the United States and Hilary fighting back saying that the former Clinton administration would have certainly done more than the Bush administration in the months before Sept. 11 2001

Now I don't want to dicuss the actual argument here as I'll always side with Clinton over Bush therefore being biased, but an interesting little snippet came along during this time. When questioned about the feuding between the two prospective female presidential candidates, George W. Bush stated "I don't have enough time to finger-point … I've got to do my job … and that is to protect the American people from further attack."

He's too busy to comment, this coming from George W. Bush, who in 2005, broke the presidential record for the most days off EVER, breaking Ronald Reagan's record of 335 days in vacation, he then proceeded to smash this record by taking the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This was happening all the while the middle east is burning courtesy of him, the troops trying to stop Iraq from plunging into civil war, and of course Katrina, one of the worst hurricances in recent American history is busy wiping New Orleans off the planet. Now to be fair, he did actually cut short this vacation, by a whole two days, returning to office to let 'Brownie' know he's doing a 'heck of a job'. He'll be in office till 2009, wonder how many days he'll set as the new presidential vacation record.

Click here to watch the FOX news interview with Bill Clinton


Good work Bush - 07/09/2006

Recently the President of the USA at a press conference very arrogantly queried a reporter about to ask a question. In a very condescending tone he asked if the reporter was going to ask his question wearing his sunglasses, going on to say that the sun isn't shining for the people at home. What Mr. Bush didn't know is that the reporter, is infact legally blind and wore the glasses to reduce the amount of light coming into his very sensitve eyes. Watch the clip for yourself below!

Metaphorically speaking the President was spot on, the sun certainly ain't shining for anyone in the USA with him as the commander and chief, apart from maybe the shareholders of the companies with military contracts. Now some may argue that this mistake could have been made by anyone, and that's true, but I doubt anyone else in that position would have been so vindictive and comment on something so irrelevant. A true leader wouldn't feel the need to try and put someone on their backfoot before they are about to ask you a question. Perhaps you should just stick to answering the questions Mr. Bush, but I guess, without your cue cards, you don't have alot to say, in proper sentences that is.

Here's another excellent site - bushspeaks.com


Bush at his Best - 05/08/2006

Watch Dubya articulate himself in his own unique style. How this person is in charge of the most powerful nation on the planet is unfathomable.

Click on his face for the video


America's new Olsen twins - 07/11/2005

"Aryan man awake, How much more will you take, Turn that fear to hate, Aryan man awake" these are the lyrics of Prussian Blue, two 13 year old blonde haired blue eyed girls. From Bakersfield, California, they have been homeschooled by their mother, given her version of history and life in general. about to release their second CD and performing at many different 'social' events, (white supremacist ones of course), the girls say their message is one of loving who you are, not hating what you're not... makes you wonder about the lyrics then huh? Also doesn't ring true to their demand that any monies they donated to the Hurricane Katrina relief fund go to help white victims only. In any case, if the two sample mp3's available for download from their website is anything to go by, we are certainly very safe from these talentless rednecks from ever hitting the mainstream, racist or not.

Have a listen for yourself.... its very funny, then quite painful....

http://www.prussianblue.net/Prussian_Blue-Gone_With_The_Breeze.mp3

http://www.prussianblue.net/Prussian_Blue-I_Will_Bleed_For_You.mp3

The twins pictured with their mother April.

Here's some more links that are interesting :


Where to attack next??

There's not much to say about this video, just watch it, laugh, then ponder about how these are the people that are voting for the 'leader of the free world', then worry.

Click the world map for the video


Bush Prays...

Recently Bush has been praying and appealing to God about the recent Hurricanes hitting the Gulf, what a dope, seriously, lets all sit and pray to God about acts of God....

Sheesh, but I suppose its not all that surprising coming from a man that prays to God for world peace then starts wars on lies.


"Abort Black Babies!"

William Bennet - Former Education Secretary who (incidently) has lost 100's of thousands in a gambling problem has alarmingly likened a comment from a caller on his radio show about America's social security system finances being better off if the 1973 legistation for abortion had not been passed, to that of aborting black babies would lower the crime rate in the United States.

Click the on the idiot for an interview with him, and here for another one

He later says that this was taken out of context and says that right after making that comment he said it would be morally reprehensible to do such a thing etc. etc., however Mr Bennet, making that comparsion if the first place, surely shows you're view of black people and thier relation to crime, and then you suggest that you are the victim here and owed an apology.... what's that? American logic I guess.

Here's and MP3 of the tool in action at this very moment.


Six year old jailed for buttering bread

Well not quite, but Ethan, a six year old narrowly avoided being punished in Omaha, Nebraska, punishment that included suspension from school and a permanent record for having a butter knife in his school bag, yes, a butter knife.

Click on the picture of Ethan to see the news report about this story.

He was questioned in the school cafeteria when the knife fell out of his bag and then taken to the principals office. Only after threats of legal action did the school back down from their zero tolerance policy against weapons for this 6 year old with a butter knife. Imagine if he was black, God forbid he would have been beaten or worse.. shot on sight. You can still get metal cutlery on the upper deck business class section on 747's which as you may know is directly behind the cockpit, but heaven help you if you're a 6 year old and try to butter your bread in a cafetaria. Now there could be a simple solution to this that would stop this kind of outrageous behaviour happening in any school in America, outlaw the butter!


The Governator.... he'll be back

As predicted, by many, Arnie's coming back, he's recently confirmed that he will be running for a second term as governor of California, let's hope a few more ppl turn up to vote this time, but we're not here to really talk about that.... no, we are here to focus on the big man's next conquest, the office of President of the United States of America.

As we speak there are big moves and campaigns across America to convince the public that the United States constitution, currently disqualifying the former T-1000 from running for President, in Article 2, Section 1, Clause 5 with these words :
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.", to be ammended again. Have we gone mad? Have we not all seen the movie where the computers, the computers that made Arnie, take over the world and try and destroy humanity, and now, we, the humans (specifically the Americans) want to put them in charge of the worlds most 'powerful nation' ??

Watch the ads being played right now across the United States promoting the T-1000 and brainwashing the masses into allowing the constitution, the very thing that guards them against things like this, to be amended for him.

Commercial 1 | Commercial 2 | Commercial 3

This man, described by some as a kind, honest man with integrity and compassion, and others as a cruel predator slaying, narcissistic meglomaniac is currently in charge of California, which even though is part of the worlds largest economy, if taken on its own is the 6th largest in the world. Migrating to the US as a young man, powering his way through the west coast gyms to take the coveted title of Mr Universe the cybernetic organism is now aggressively marching across the country to Washington, we're he wants nothing less than to occupy the oval office.

Click for more arnie action... they want this guy to run the US ?

Sadly, the American public lost in their own delusions of grandeur about their country and how great it is, seem to have no idea that this son of an SS officer who has openly supported known nazis, who has violated and abused women and people of different colour has a strong band of supporters who are determined to amend the constitution and put this clown in power.

Click to hear Arnie tell us he's coming

Sarah Conor's across the globe would be quaking in their boots, what will happen to humankind if this computer man takes the office of president of the United States? Will we become slaves, toiling in the fields of Cyberdyne systems? With all our hopes bent on a lone rescuer sent back through time from the future to shutdown Skynet? Are they so blind?!? Why can't they just not vote him in now? We all know this won't be the case, we all know Americans and how stupid they are, he will be elected again in 2006 as governator of California and will use that as the final catalyst to the white house.

Here are some interesting links :

God don't let it be.

*** Bonus - 60 seconds brings you a story on the Governator


"George Bush doesn't care about black people"

The desperate words of a clearly disturbed and distressed African American rapper on NBC a day ago. Kanye West broke away from the script that he was meant to be delivering along with Michael Myers. Click on the pic for the hilariously tragic moment. One has to ask, what is going on here? The worlds most 'powerful nation' sits idly by for days as one of its iconic cities is the site of possibly its biggest natural disaster in American history.

"If the victims were white, they'd be gone. They'd be sending in an army of helicopters, jets and boats," said Yvette Brown a black refugee from New Orleans.

Now in 2004 the Bush administration made something called the 'National Response Plan', this document details, specifically how to deal with situations like what Katrina has dealt. Why then have they failed so horribly in responding to this disaster? No doubt they will have to answer these and many other questions as Americans take the time to absorb the situation and information, they will see that the NRP, signed into effect in December 2004 was completely not consulted until it was too late, or so it seems, this resulted in people losing lives, no doubt about it. Read the National Response Plan for yourself. Here's a quote from the preface according to it, President Bush "directed the development of a new National Response Plan (NRP) to align Federal coordination structures, capabilities, and resources into a unified, all discipline, and all-hazards approach to domestic incident management. . . .The end result is vastly improved coordination among Federal, State, local, and tribal organizations to help save lives and protect America's communities by increasing the speed, effectiveness, and efficiency of incident management."

What is the United States doing? What took them so long to respond to such devastation? Listen to the despair and frustration in the voice of Mayor Ray Nagin in this interview with him, he's very down to earth and leaves no mistake about his opinion of the situation.

"In 2001, FEMA warned that a hurricane striking New Orleans was one of the three most likely disasters in the U.S. But the Bush administration cut New Orleans flood control funding by 44 percent to pay for the Iraq war." Read more at www.salon.com

" Police taking their own lives with their own guns"

Here's a CNN reporter going to town on 'Brownie' from FEMA. No food and water for more than 100 hours for hurricane victims....

What about this Chertoff fella? Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security? LoL! This guy clearly shouldn't have this position, perhaps he should try being a secretary to an accoutant or something. This former judge of the Third Circuit Court of Appeals has said some pretty stupid stuff over the last few days, no doubt in a vain attempt to cover up his own incompetency, here's two examples of this dope ....

Apparently the National Guard only mobilises quickly in a 'HUGE emergency"

Meet the Press blast Chertoff

Police looting in 'Nawlins'? Apparently so, and pretty clearly for non essentials, watch this funny and sad video as an NBC reporter catch them redhanded.

Watch and listen to Aaron Broussard, president of Jefferson Parish talk about the situation.

Bush comfortably in the air looking out of the windows from his flying fortress at the destroyed city was disgusting. Here's what David Brooks from the NY Times, thought in an interview on 'The News Hour'

Listen to Bush struggle to string together sentences as he makes yet another unprepared speech to reporters.

I think its time for Trump to come on down and get someone fired.

There is no better way to end this story than with what Bob Schieffer had to say as his 'personal thought' on 'Face the Nation' about hurricane Katrina. America, the land of oppurtunity. Put simply, What a joke, I can't wait for the next time some proud yank comes up to me and tells me how wonderful and great America is.

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LoL @ California

Well he didn't lie... he's back and he's in charge of the worlds 6th largest economy. Only in America.

In a state with a population of around 35 million, a mere 3 million turned out to vote, thats even less than how many turn out to vote in NSW with a population of 6 million. What's next for big Arnie? Presidency? Don't let the constitution stand in your way big fella, Henry Kissenger didn't.

Lil Token is trying to get an exclusive with the new governor for tips and tricks on how he can enter the American political system.

Kick back, have a beer and ponder about how desperate angry voters sick of the incompetence of the Democrats elected an Austrian born body builder who is better known around the world as a cyborg from Cyberdyne systems in the future as governor of their 'great state'. If we're not careful, Skynet may be here sooner than you think! Perhaps John Conor will come back in time and oust him from office.




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